Funny Happy New Year Messages 2024

Funny Happy New Year Messages are very famous as they are mood makers. 

They act as a mood maker and change the mood of the person who reads them in no time. 

If you want your dear ones to laugh out loud on New Year’s Day then make sure to send them these funny New Year’s messages without a miss. 

We are certain that they will laugh like anything on reading them. 10 Happy New Year 2024 Wishes, Quotes, and Images

You can also share these messages on social media handles for all your friends to see. 

They will not only enjoy reading those Happy New Year Funny Messages but also will share them further with other friends of theirs. Happy New Year 2024 Image Download

You can either send them through your mobile or jot them down on a greeting card and give it to them on New Year’s Eve. 

It will be so much fun to exchange greeting cards with fun-filled messages.

If you are creative and want to add your own wording to New Year Funny Messages 2021, do it by jotting down other funny lines. 

You can also write real-life fun incidents between you and your buddy on the card and give them to him/her on New Year’s Day.

Funny Happy New Year Messages

Funny Happy New Year Messages
Funny Happy New Year Messages

Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

To renew your life and getting new opportunities, I want to wish you a great and prosperous New Year. 

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!

365 new trips around the sun, 365 new opportunities and …. 365 new disappointments. Happy New Year full of joy and laughter!

Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad.
I caused you so much pain and hurt.
This year, I want you to know that I will never change.
I will stay the same. Happy New Year!

 I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!

Sorry we couldn’t come to your NYE party. We’re socially distancing.

May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year! Happy New Year.

Welcome, New Year! Just be sure you wipe your feet at the door, and don’t walk all over me like last year did.

A special sorry for you. please excuse all my mistakes before end of this year and get ready in new year for new mistakes. because I cannot change.

This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!

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New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies which don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.

My New Year’s resolution is to dream more. I guess that means I’ll need to sleep a lot.

I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less.
Do not worry my prayers for you are also less.
Happy New Year!

Drinking and driving is a punishable crime
I hear they all say
So lets take an oath that we wont drive
On the New Years Day
Happy New Year!

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!

If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully. Happy New Year!

My New Year’s resolution is to actually use up all the lotion, Chapstick, hand sanitizer, and other crap that hangs out in the bottom of my purse.

I will conserve water this year.
I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.
Happy New Year!

May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.

My New Year’s resolution is self-acceptance. And therefore, I accept myself just the way I am — with absolutely zero need to incorporate a lifestyle change.

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

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I hope you do a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

We could try this whole thing where we say, “Our New Year’s resolution is to not set resolutions,” but we tried that last year, so maybe we should get some new material. On that note, I’m thinking improv.

I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.

I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful and less annoying this year. Enjoy the brand new year!

Instead of saying, “Happy New Year,” couldn’t we just break it into months? You know, like, “Happy February!” I function better with smaller tasks.

I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend.

I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!

May you learn how to use your brain better than never in the upcoming year. Best wishes.

Wishing you successful 12 months, Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!

The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!

If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.

I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

Listen, I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anyone. So, apologize to me till you have your chance. Happy New Year.

I hope this new year brings you joy and happiness because oh lord you look so ugly when you end up crying. I don’t want to witness that ever again.

May your trips and tricks work amazing for you in this upcoming year. Stay sane and sober.

Happy New Year! I can save you from spending a good amount of fortune on New Year’s Eve. So, what’s in it for me? Spill. Or else you are going to suffer so much.

Happy New Year! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.

Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you a Happy New Year.

This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count, and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year! Funny Happy New Year Messages